“Useless on water, unless you’ve got power”

“Midday meal vault of champions, often paired with a Thanos.”

“The chrome-winged chariot idles in fire...”

“Sega does”

“The taste comes with +3 rads.”

“Innocence in plastic, betrayal in pixels. Snakes always hide in the grass.”

“1984's Cybernetic emissary from 2029”

“Cut crystal glints in neon rain, poured for a man who might be dreaming.”

“A dome of secrets rolls unseen; the smallest of heralds with the weight of a rebellion in its belly.”

“Born in scandal and scrap, its flux-fed destiny outran its bankruptcy”

“The population of Third Earth had sharp senses...”

“Stay out of trouble and corporate greed will issue no directives.”

“You may have that loving feeling but I feel the need for...speed.”

“Bausch & Lomb’s proof that MiGs, sunsets, and volleyball all reflect glory.”

“It tells more stories than a news anchor.”

“Talisman passed in its prime, a record of the ages to illuminate the darkest of times.”

“1986 War of Metal and Rock that made Stan Bush proud.”

“Cullen Decepticons like a knife through butter...”

“Physics is for noobs. This thing always comes back and it ain't a boomerang.”

“Crimson Sigil that gathered the pride from their lair.”

“What do gods, spies, monsters and playboy philanthropists have in common anyway?”